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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:03 am

Saqib enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this?
Saqib replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:04 am

lol! lol! What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:04 am

Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone karte waqt
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:45 pm

1.A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "Iske saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
Sardar : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE .



2.Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".




[b]3.Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.




4.In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.

He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Sat May 14, 2011 1:40 pm

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness

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