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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:44 am

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur

wo DIL hai

ap ka
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:44 am

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo.

Tabhi ek achhe

TRUCK DRIVER banoge!
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:45 am

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:45 am

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:45 am

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:46 am

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:47 am

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:48 am

Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:48 am

Wen WORDS arent enough 2
xpress ur feelings..
Dont think Ur in LOVE..
U jus need 2 join a
ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE..!
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:51 am

sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi
mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay .....
friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay,
doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:52 am

Once sardar wanted to know the time difference between
Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department
and asked them "Ji..could you tell methe time difference between
Patna and Las Begas..." The man at the other end replies
"One second sir..." and sardar immediately replies "thank you"
and puts the phone down.
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:53 am

Aik Sardar Ne Market mein AIk Khoobsurat Larki Dekhi
Aur Sochne Laga...

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Kaash!! ye Meri Maa Hoti to mein bhi Itna hi Khoobsurat hota
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:54 am

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:54 am

here'z a conversation b/w two guyz X n Y:

X: aap chinese hein ?
Y: nahi
X: aap chinese hein ?
Y: kahaa hai na, nahi!
X: acha acha, woh to sab theek hai... lakin aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi nahi nahi!!!! ab agar tum ne yeh poocha to mein tumhein maroon ga!
X: ok, waisay bhai jan , aap chinese hein?
Y beats X badly..
X (maar khaanay k baad): yaar banda kuch lihaaz kar leta hai, yeh to batayein k kia aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi huun... (then Y runs and get to thee roof top of a high building, X follows him and get there too)...
then on the roof top:
X: aap chinese hein ?
Y: nahi huun nahi huun nahi huun..ab agar kahaa na to mein jump kar doon ga roof se...
X: acha! to phir aap chinese hein?
Y runz, n jumps from the roof...X follows him and jumps too...
in the air while falling:
X: aap chinese hein ?
Y: nahi, (then both fall down n get injured)
X: aap aik baar kah kyun nahi daitay ke aap chinese hein?
Y: acha haan...huun phir ?
X: Achaa!!!! LAGTAY TO NAHI HEIN……….

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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:55 am

A judge irritated by a lawyer's behaviour, admonished him,
"You are crossing the limits."

"Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai," roared the lawyer.

"How dare you call me saala ? I'll have you charged for
'contempt of court'," said the judge angrily.

"My lord misunderstood me," replied the lawyer coolly, "I do not
call you saala, all I said was kaun sa law aisa kehta hai...
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:56 am

How guys select the girl they want to marry.....
>

> A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.

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> He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000

and watches to see what they do with the money.

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> The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets

her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new

> outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she

has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so

much.

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> The man is impressed.

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> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.

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> She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his

computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she

> tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him

so much.

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> Again, the man is impressed.

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> The third invests the money in the stock market.

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> She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and

reinvests the remainder in a joint account.

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> She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves

him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

>

> The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the

money.

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> Guess which lady he chose to marry?

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* > > > > > > > He married the most beautiful one!!!!!!

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* > > > > > > > Men are Men,!!!

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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:57 am

English Man : - Humare America mein War ho gaya hai
Sardar jee: - Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
English Man : - wo kaise?
Sardar jee : - Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar.....!!!
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:58 am

Aik Ghar mein chor ghuss aaey or tammam maal band kar lay janey lagey ichanak aik chotey bachey ki ankh khul gai wo foran bola "mera basta bhi lay jao warna mein shor macha kar ghar walon ko jaga doon ga".
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:58 am

A judge irritated by a lawyer's behaviour, admonished him,
"You are crossing the limits."

"Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai," roared the lawyer.

"How dare you call me saala ? I'll have you charged for
'contempt of court'," said the judge angrily.

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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:59 am

Girl: What did you get that little medal for?
Boy: For singing
Girl: What did you get the big one for?
Boy: For stopping!
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:00 am

judge mulzim say: tum ne isey muka q mara
mulzim : is ne mujhay do sal pehley gainda kaha tha
judge : 2 year baad q mara
mulzim : kal main zoo gia tha tou wahan gainda dekha tou pata chala gainda aisa hota hai is liye mara.
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:00 am

Chintoo : Mein Ne Shart Lagaii Thi Ke India Pakistan Se Jeet Jaey Ga Aur Mein Rs:1000 Har Gaya .

Mintoo : Yaar , Tum Ne 1000 Rupee Aik Match Per Laga Diye .

Chintoo : Nahi Yar , Mein Ne 500 Rupee Aik Match Per Lagaye The .

Mintoo : To Dosre 500 Rupee Kaha Gaey

Chintoo : Choro Yar .. Mein Ne Highlights Per Bhi 500 Rupee Lagae The
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:01 am

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi,
Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:01 am

Umair opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:02 am

Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha kay achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, zoor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola:
Lagta hai pahunch gai
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