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PostSubject: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:25 am

aik Dafa Aik Bacha Bagh Me Darakht Par Char Kar Saib Chura Raha Hota Hay.itefaaq Se Maali Waha Aa Jaata Hay, Usay Kehta Hay Nechay Utar Warna Tere Ghar Jaa Kar Tere Baap Ko Kehta Hoon.bacha Kehta Hay Ghar Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hay, Abba Saat Walay Darakht Par He Hain
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:27 am

A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "Iske saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
Sardar : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE

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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:28 am

Teacher: each 1 of u write your lovers name on a paper..(After 2 secnds)Boyz: Finished mam(After 5 mins)Galz: Extra sheet , plz.......!!!

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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:30 am

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:31 am

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:32 am

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:33 am

Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan."
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:33 am

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???

Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:33 am

What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:34 am

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:34 am

Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:36 am

Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:36 am

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:37 am

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:38 am

Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:39 am

Shehar ki Gali mein paan ki dukan,
devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan,
devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
khake paan paro boli,
"shukriya Bhaijaan
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:39 am

Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum,
Dosti me padnewali har zarurat ho tum,
Jisko roj ek hello karna pade,
Kya yar ajib musibat ho tum....
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:40 am

PHOOL KO MAT TORO KANTA LAG JAI GA
LARKI KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:40 am

Aapko miss karna..
roz ki baat hai.
Yaad karna..
aadat ki baat hai.
Aap se duur rehna..
kismat ki baat hai.
Magar aap ko jhelna..
himmat ki baat hai.
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:41 am

God was very busy so he created Mother to help & spread his goodness to earth.

Satan got very worried & decided to retaliate... so he created a Mother-in-Law!
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:41 am

Ravi:I can live on wat I write.
Raj:Wow!Do u write stories 4 magazines?
Ravi:No,I write letters 2 my father,asking 4 money!
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:42 am

Impact of Movies:

Teacher - Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student- He is the one who helped MunnaBhai to impress his girlfriend!
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:42 am

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:43 am

Kash pyar ka insurance ho jata,pyar karne se pehle premium bharwaya jata.Pyar mein wafa mili to theek warna,bewfao pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to miljata
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PostSubject: Re: some funny jokessssssssssss   Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:43 am

Aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho aur udhar puri Saudi govt pareshan hai.Sab ap ki talash mein hain jaldi pohncho! Kyun k haji pather marne k liye aa gye hain.
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