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PostSubject: jokessss   Tue Jan 01, 2008 6:04 pm


Kitne admi they?



Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2


Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai


Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.


Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata


Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.


Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.


Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba : Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do..
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PostSubject: Re: jokessss   Tue Jan 01, 2008 6:09 pm

Baapu ne bola hai..


"Agar koi tumhari salary na increase kare , tumhe promotion na de,

tum kam karte raho....

sirf kam hi nehi zada kam karo......

promotion ki ummed na karo.......

Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi.

Aur vo tumhe salary hike aur promotion zaroor dega"

Aur agar fir bhi koi salary hike aur promotion nahi mile ,

to uske paas jana, use ek Guldasta dena.... aur kehna.......


i am resigning,

others will also do the same if u dont, so please....

GET WELL SOON MAMU"
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PostSubject: Re: jokessss   Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:23 pm

nice collection
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PostSubject: Re: jokessss   Fri May 06, 2011 6:55 pm

Ha..Ha..Ha.. For jokes check out this page
http://www.litejokes.com/
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